How to wash a winter bike when baby is waiting
Spray it with a hose and tell it how lucky it is that it got that much.
Bounce it up and down a few times.
And if you’re feeling very generous, give it a pat down with a towel.
How to wash a summer bike when baby is waiting
Don’t. It lives in the, boarded, clean, attic half the year and only goes out it lovely weather. It doesn’t need a wash.