How to wash a bike

How to wash a winter bike when baby is waiting

Spray it with a hose and tell it how lucky it is that it got that much.

Bounce it up and down a few times.

And if you’re feeling very generous, give it a pat down with a towel.

How to wash a summer bike when baby is waiting

Don’t. It lives in the, boarded, clean, attic half the year and only goes out it lovely weather. It doesn’t need a wash.