Today, as I was cycling along I saw a sheep in a field and it baaa’d at me, which I assumed meant “hello” and then I saw a limp, lifeless looking lamb next to it and thought that baaa might actually have meant “help”. So as I was cycling past, I said “Hello there, is your lamb okay? Oh dear. It looks a bit dead…”
..and then I looked forward, to see where I was going, and from the corner of my eye I saw two human faces, sat with another sheep, and staring at me (assume Farmer and Vet).
I think it’s probably about time that I stopped talking to animals in fields.